Attack of the F@#k*&g Monkey's

So let's talk about monkeys...Yea monkeys..you see today I came home and found the Monkey mafia going through my garbage like an all you can eat Chinese buffet...I was walking down the street from the shala and saw a few monkeys sitting on the fence outside our apartment and thought to myself..oh..look..monkeys..how cute..Than I realized there were about 10 of them..I walked into my gate only to find all of my garbage strung out all over the patio...The huge head monkey was eating my sesame candy and the rest of his gang had found a pile of bad fruit I had thrown out. Needless to say they were not scared of me when I tired to scare them away..They just look at you and act like you're a yard plant....The leader of the pack was as big as a four year old child and fat...He grabbed a bag of candy and sat on the top of the stairs in all of his glory..Fat little Hanuman G can bite me..These guys are just plain nasty...Don't get me wrong I love animals but they are like the raccoons of India..Now I have to clean up a nasty rotten mess or pay some guy 20 rupees to make my patio clean enough to walk across.

I just registered for my 2nd month at the shala..My new practice time is 6:15 so I need to get up around 5:15..My practice time on Sunday is 4:30am now...This morning I was up at 3:30am. Not fun but not that bad either..It also gave me an excuse to have two coffees today. I bound in Marichyasana A today with the help of Sharath on both sides..I think I'm close to doing it on my own now..Johnna..When I get home you better start eating your Chapatti..You have my permission to kick my yoga ass..I kind of can't wait..Love you boo.


I have found you have to be careful walking on the street in India. Yesterday when I was walking back from my morning coffee I found a dirty needle on the side walk...I have heard people talking about the dirty needles but never seen one..We have them in America too so not like a huge deal..I am just being more careful...Mom..I didn't step on the needle and I'm not having relations with the monkeys so I promise I'm still free of diseases...hahaha. I did however see a monkey today with his hands around his balls but they were made of sesame(sesame candy)....hahahaha..Love you Mom..


So tomorrow I'm going into the market and shopping around for nice veggies. I have been making veggie dumplings from scratch..you know flour and water..I mean from scratch..I'm going to make home made Perogies tomorrow...Lots of cheese and potato..I can't wait.

I will cut it short for now..I am healthy and happy in Mysore...Mom sorry for the crass comments but I know you still love me...Sweet dreams.